Welcome to my humble home 
 a place where you can be alone; 
 In this room is where wrong is right 
 where up is down and dark is light.  
 
 Now take off your clothes and lay down 
 cause in this room you wear the crown; 
 This is a place where there is no time 
 Where rhyme is reason and reason's rhyme.  
 
 In the room straight ahead 
 is where there is a giant bed; 
 With fluffy pillows, and bouncy springs 
 and lots of other delightful things.  
 
 Go up the stairs, and to your right,  
 in here ther's not a drop of light; 
 The ceiling's short, and space is small 
 there's not enough room to move at all.  
 
 But when you get out of this small space 
 You'll wish you never left that place; 
 This room is really big and tall 
 it'll make you feel short and small.  
 
 So quickly run to the next room 
 and grab yourself a bowl and spoon; 
 This place is filled with chocolate ice cream 
 it'll make you feel your in a dream.  
 
 And now my wonderful tour is through 
 This place will be here when you need it to; 
 So your welcome back into my home 
 Whenever you need to be alone.  
 
 It's just a hop, skip, and a jump away 
 To get here, there is no fee to pay; 
 Just close your eyes and you will see 
 In my house is where you'll be!